We love a year in review.
We just prefer ours covered in chocolate.
Instead of boring sales stats, we crunched the numbers the only way that matters.
By turning them into wildly unnecessary brownie facts, all inspired by the online brownies we bake, box and deliver across the UK.
If we stacked every Bad Brownie bite sold this year on top of each other, they would reach 7,000 metres high.
That’s over five times the height of Ben Nevis, the height that some commercial aircraft fly and almost eight Eiffel Towers.
Basically cloud-adjacent brownies, which feels about right for some of the most indulgent chocolate brownies delivered online.
That’s over 16 laps of an athletics track and far longer than anyone’s self-control when ordering brownies, cakes and treats online. If you’ve ever said “just one more”, this one’s on you.
All those brownies combined weighed the same as:
Around 4 million ants
About 40,000 sparrows
Roughly 8 million ladybirds
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One small ecosystem. All brownies. Handmade, indulgent, and available as treats delivered straight to your door.
Put simply, this year we baked:
Enough brownies for someone eating a brownie a day for over half a millennia
More brownies than the entire populations of the 8 smallest countries in the world
Which explains why Bad Brownie has become a go-to for online brownie gifts, letterbox treats, and unapologetic chocolate lovers everywhere.
We’d do it all again.
Because when it comes to ordering brownies online, we believe the numbers should always be ridiculous and the flavour should never be subtle.
Thanks to you all for supporting us in 2025 and we look forward to baking more in 2026!
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